Drunken Dispatches

Read it. It could, literally, save your life.

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It’s a brilliant idea, an elegant solution, and all-around awesome. Get drunk, can’t drive, so dial. Dial 16-911 and Lifeline Ambulance Rescue will send you a car and two drivers: one to drive you home in your car, and the other to follow in their car, just to make sure everyone gets home all right. 

Am pleased that this is in the Business section, because the writer discusses how he got the biz shiznit together.

These are very big companies that normally move as fast as peak hour traffic on EDSA when it comes to sponsorships solely because they need studies, detailed proposals, and of course the time to conduct due diligence. etc. Yet each one replied faster than kids in a ‘bring me’ game––which just showed me that people are serious about making a change in this issue, but for obvious reasons, have never really been in a position to apply it. Until now.

Good job, all of you. From this drunken dispatcher who doesn’t even drive,* the best of luck to your business venture, and thank you in advance.

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* I don’t drive but just the other day, my cousin’s car flipped the fuck over on EDSA because he was driving drunk. He’s all right now but there was a bigger chance that he wouldn’t be. So, again, read this article, pass it on, it’s pretty great.